Chef is the South Park Elementary School chef. He loves to sing, and he does in every episode. Usually his songs have sexually explicit lyrics, and he sings them to the group whenever they need help. He's probably the horniest guy in South Park. In fact he even has a thing for Kathie Lee Gifford, and he sleeps with her at the end of "Weight Gain 4000." He coaches the South Park Cows and constantly denies Pip a helmet. He welcomes aliens and belives that Mr. Garrison is gay. He knows that the town volcano safety movie is crap, but nobody listens to him. He explains to the boys that pig and elephant DNA just won't splice, and to get a pot-bellied elephant they need to make "sweet love". He leads the rebellion against the evil mutant turkeys. He was the only other person to believe in Mr. Hankey. On Cartman's birthday, he came to the party and gave his present to the "children", he was going to go watch the fight between Jesus and Satan, but Cartman's mom "convinced" him that he should stay, and he did, for his favourite kind of "chili". Chef tried to date Ms. Ellen, but found out she was a lesbian. He then told the children and they tried to become lesbains too. He helped Leonard Malton locate Barbara Streisand's $4,000,000 condo in the mountains, and then called Robert Smith from The Cure to come and kill Barbara Streisand. Cartman thought that Chef was his dad, so he had to explain to Cartman where babies actually come from.