Kyle Broslofski is the smart, Jewish kid in the group. Nobody lets him eat "Christmas Snow" during the holiday season, because Officer Barbrady thinks that it's illegal. His parents buy him dreidels for Hannukah. He has a baby brother named Ike who he likes to play kick the baby with, and he has to rescue him when he is abducted by aliens. He hates being Jewish, because his friends won't let him do anything with him during Christmas time. He has a friend named Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, for which, he is commited into the South Park Mental Hospital by his friends. Inside his padded room he does nothing but sing Hannukah songs. He dressed up as Chewbacca for Holloween, along with most of his class, including Wendy Testaburger. Kyle's elephant has sex with Cartman's pot-bellied pig, Fluffy, and because of it, she gives birth to a pot-bellied pig that looks like Mr. Garrison. He subs as quaterback for Stan when he doesn't show up for the game against the Middlepark Cowboys. His mom is a bitch according to Cartman. Whenever Stan says "Omigod they killed Kenny", and when says it too, he adds "You bastards."