Wendy Testaburger is Stan's love intrest, but he won't admit it, and she likes him too. She should have won the Environmental Essay Contest with her paper on the bottle-nosed dolphin. She wrote about how they're suffering, and we all know that it's because they live in igloos, but Cartman cheated. She finds out that Mr. Garrison is trying to kill Kathie Lee Gifford, and she gets Stan to help her stop him.